Sunday, December 10, 2023
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Allow a psychopomp of funerals to ally you with a grizzly
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will realize someone took your letter, and you'll have to spend hours trying to recall what you've written
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Prepare for a strange coincidence as you accidentally match your neighbor's outfit, prompting an awkward but amusing encounter.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You will dream about a sheep tonight.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You'll suddenly be awakened to an unfamiliar magical world, granting you powers that would seem useless
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You know that thing you've been meaning to say to your crush? Don't say it tonight, they're having a bad day.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will be surprised to see a wild platypus
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You will dream about a deceased relative.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Your workload today is going to skyrocket. Start getting ready!
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will receive a mysterious package containing a magic wand. Practice your spells wisely.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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It is time to wash your hands. You will also need to wash your shoes.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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When you meet a new person, you have to make weird noises at them.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar