Saturday, November 18, 2023
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We will teach you never to lie and now you will discover an unexpectedly artistic vein deep inside of you
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You have a unique talent! Use it to win the goldfish lottery.
20 Apr – 20 May
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Meet your four-year-old self today
21 May – 20 Jun
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The best way to predict the future is to invent it. Unless you're a seer, in which case it's better to just go to the crystal ball store.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Your toaster is officially a masterpiece. It's probably a Leo.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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The planets are in alignment or something.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you discover a hidden talent for creating bloodthirsty zombies.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Did you know your great grandfather invented beards? He did, and for that we are all grateful.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You'll be asked to bring a salad to a party, so you will make a potato salad.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today, nothing bad can happen
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will stare vehemently at an animal skull, discovering you have a hidden talent of identifying graffiti artists just by looking at their art
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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If you're an ant, then today is your lucky day.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
