Wacky Horoscopes

You will stumble upon a hidden treasure map while doing laundry.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

Is there anything better than coming home from work to find that your partner has made you dinner? They know exactly how to take care of you.

20 Apr – 20 May

Today you will accidentally pin down the secret of perpetual motion

21 May – 20 Jun

Beware of mischievous garden fairies turning your backyard into a mini amusement park. Enjoy the whimsical rides!

21 Jun – 22 Jul

Today you will find your lost dog

23 Jul – 22 Aug

It’s not just a phase.

23 Aug – 22 Sep

You will discover a secret talent for levitating small objects with the power of your mind. Start your career as a magician!

23 Sep – 22 Oct

Recreate a freemason ritual in your spare bedroom

23 Oct – 21 Nov

Have you ever wanted to make a blanket fort? Today is the day!

22 Nov – 21 Dec

You have an admirer, and they're really good at hiding it.

22 Dec – 19 Jan

Your toaster will mysteriously start reciting Shakespearean sonnets today.

20 Jan – 18 Feb

Sometimes you have to choose your battles. Today, the battle is your own bad jokes.

19 Feb – 20 Mar