Tuesday, October 31, 2023
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Today you will accidentally turn your shower into a chocolate fountain. Indulge in a sweet bathing experience!
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Beware of mischievous garden gnomes stealing your left shoes and replacing them with right ones
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You've been feeling a bit run down lately. Today would be a great day to relax. Put your feet up and have a drink. You've earned it.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Dance with a librarian
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will finally qualify to be a contestant on TV game shows
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will realize why people always laugh at your definition of "boring"
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will seek out a troll and give it a hug
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Let the bossy people of the world know that you are not to be trifled with. Show them your smile, while making sure to give them a serious and low tone of voice. They'll never forget it.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Date an Ethiopian scorpio.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Bend a circle with an air hostess
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Your laziness will pay off in unexpected ways.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you will encounter a group of synchronized seagulls performing a water ballet at the beach.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
