Sunday, October 29, 2023
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You'll discover a hidden talent for reading people's minds. It's great for interrogation purposes.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You have always wanted to write a book.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will dream about a sheep today. It will have a significant meaning.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Your floor is lava.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Be careful when opening that new can of paint.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Beware of mischievous garden gnomes plotting to steal your shoes.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will be well acquainted with the subject of bugs
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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The birds are chirping, go outside and listen for a while.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Your new favourite colour will be bubblegum.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Ignore unconventional difficulties with Kayaks.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You are a very special person, and you should know that. But not in a way that's creepy.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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There is no such thing as an ocean, it's just a big puddle.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar