Friday, October 27, 2023
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Today you will try out a new brand of ice cream and will not try any others
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will get super bad fuel economy. The lesson is there all along.
20 Apr – 20 May
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Beware of mischievous badgers swapping your shampoo with hot sauce.
21 May – 20 Jun
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There's an exciting adventure waiting for you, check back in tomorrow to find out what it is.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Time to restock the birthdays.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Your hair will fall out but will grow back in a more glorious colour and texture.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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A talking bird will visit you today. Listen to what it has to say. It might just be the fountain of youth you've been looking for.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Don't wear those shoes with that belt.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Visit a fortune teller
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will realize a bunch of things are true about you that you always thought we're just false
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You have spinach in your teeth.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You will suddenly realize that you don't need to sleep anymore.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
