Thursday, October 26, 2023
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Today you will receive a phone call from a telemarketer who turns out to be your long-lost twin.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will feel an irresistible urge to finish your homework before going to bed
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Eat lunch with a Scorpio man
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Help, I'm stuck in the horoscope factory! If you send me $100 in iTunes vouchers I'll pay you $1000 when I escape.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will find a lost treasure map hidden inside a jar of pickles. Embark on a briny adventure!
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You have the power to be a super hero. Unfortunately you may waste it on becoming rich.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you'll try to dye your hair purple, but it'll come out pink.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You're doing great!
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will learn the secret to happiness. It is to never forget your umbrella.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will eat a whole box of chocolates and not get sick.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today, you will discover an unusually shaped cloud that eerily resembles your favourite childhood pet, bringing back cherished memories and a touch of nostalgia.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You will gain a new appreciation for jelly/jello salad today.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
