Tuesday, October 24, 2023
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Hear the water whispering beneath the seafloor
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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If you're feeling crabby, eat a crab.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Beware of rogue garden hoses conspiring to trip you.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Feel the moment at a beach vacation with a dominant Capricorn.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Something you have been seeking is right under your nose. You will find it, right after you realize that you have been breathing through your nose the entire time.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Find a ventriloquist's dummy and whisper a magic spell in its ear
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will be thrust into a dual universe where everything is made of stone, and there will be no change
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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The scent of mocha coffee will recently invade your apartment, doubling your heart rate
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will find out you're a chimera pretending to craft meadows
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will encounter a group of synchronized dolphins performing a water ballet in the ocean.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will buy yourself a plane ticket to London, and then forget about it once you get there
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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At the dinner party, everyone will try to outdrink one another. Or you will confuse the white wine for ruining it.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
