Wednesday, October 18, 2023
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You will find a mysterious key that unlocks doors to fantastical realms. Prepare for magical encounters and thrilling quests.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will discover a hidden talent for communicating with aliens through interpretive dance.
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will discover a secret portal to a parallel universe behind your refrigerator.
21 May – 20 Jun
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You will accidentally unlock the ability to communicate with plants. Prepare for insightful conversations with your leafy friends.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You'll be visited the ghost of your future self, who is very concerned about you.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Try to be chill like a cucumber today.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You're going to be awesome today. Unless you're not. But even if you're not, you're still going to be pretty great.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Beware of mischievous garden flamingos stealing your socks and leaving behind sandals made of licorice.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You'll win an award for "Most Improved" at something today.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Your bed is haunted, but only when you're alone.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You are an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, inside a mystery. Unravel yourself and see what's inside!
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You'll get a craving for something sweet, and will have to satisfy it.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
