Wacky Horoscopes

You will find a mysterious key that unlocks doors to fantastical realms. Prepare for magical encounters and thrilling quests.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

You will discover a hidden talent for communicating with aliens through interpretive dance.

20 Apr – 20 May

You will discover a secret portal to a parallel universe behind your refrigerator.

21 May – 20 Jun

You will accidentally unlock the ability to communicate with plants. Prepare for insightful conversations with your leafy friends.

21 Jun – 22 Jul

You'll be visited the ghost of your future self, who is very concerned about you.

23 Jul – 22 Aug

Try to be chill like a cucumber today.

23 Aug – 22 Sep

You're going to be awesome today. Unless you're not. But even if you're not, you're still going to be pretty great.

23 Sep – 22 Oct

Beware of mischievous garden flamingos stealing your socks and leaving behind sandals made of licorice.

23 Oct – 21 Nov

You'll win an award for "Most Improved" at something today.

22 Nov – 21 Dec

Your bed is haunted, but only when you're alone.

22 Dec – 19 Jan

You are an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, inside a mystery. Unravel yourself and see what's inside!

20 Jan – 18 Feb

You'll get a craving for something sweet, and will have to satisfy it.

19 Feb – 20 Mar