Thursday, October 5, 2023

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  At the dinner party, everyone will try to outdrink one another. Or you will confuse the white wine for ruining it.

  Aries

  21 Mar – 19 Apr

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  Today you will try out a new brand of ice cream and will not try any others

  Taurus

  20 Apr – 20 May

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  Move a mountain at the snap of your fingers today.

  Gemini

  21 May – 20 Jun

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  You have a tiger in your basement.

  Cancer

  21 Jun – 22 Jul

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  To get a dinosaur to smile, tickle its ears.

  Leo

  23 Jul – 22 Aug

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  Today you will be bored ever since you became a grownup.

  Virgo

  23 Aug – 22 Sep

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  You will see someone you haven't seen since high school. They will be basically the same.

  Libra

  23 Sep – 22 Oct

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  You've never been to Canada, have you? Well, today's the day!

  Scorpio

  23 Oct – 21 Nov

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  If a new console drops today, you're in for a treat.

  Sagittarius

  22 Nov – 21 Dec

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  There is a chance you will save a choking baby today.

  Capricorn

  22 Dec – 19 Jan

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  Today you will secretly lust over the house across the street

  Aquarius

  20 Jan – 18 Feb

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  Today you'll find an incredibly lifelike fashion doll inside your washing machine.

  Pisces

  19 Feb – 20 Mar