Saturday, September 16, 2023
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Play make-believe in a library with a Virgo
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You'll get a craving for something sweet, and will have to satisfy it.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Your secret is safe with the lettuce.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You are 92% sure that you are the protagonist of a role-playing video game.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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It is okay to be afraid. In fact, a little fear can be good for you. unless it's a fear of velcro, in which case, seek professional help.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You are the chosen one.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will finally conquer a terrifying fear of elevators
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will see a black panther peeking inside your house
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will realize that your co-worker is a celebrity
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will see the King of Denmark
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will suddenly discover a fondness for applying eye makeup
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you will accidentally turn your kitchen sponge into a magic carpet. Clean up with a touch of whimsy!
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar