Tuesday, September 5, 2023
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Today you will be mistaken for a famous celebrity and asked for autographs.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will suddenly feel a desire to clean up your garden and will start digging a hole
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will receive some incredible news today. Just make sure you don't drop your phone while you're reading it.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you will rise above the Earth's atmosphere; you will fly in a spaceship
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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There's a 50% chance your middle name is James.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You can save a life today, if you choose to.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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If you see an angry-looking animal today, try to tickle it.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You dream about having a bowl cut and being a powerful wizard.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will receive an unexpected proposal today, and you will be forced to choose between two equally good options. Choose the third option.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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If you're feeling seasick, try looking at the horizon.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today, you'll have a eureka moment where you realize that life is made up of 85 percent pretending
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Something you have been seeking is right under your nose. You will find it, right after you realize that you have been breathing through your nose the entire time.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
