Sunday, September 3, 2023
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Time to update your 'list of things to do before you die' list: "wear sunscreen", "don't eat spicy foods", "drink milk", and "have a list of things to do before you die."
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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The first raindrop of the season will land on your nose.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today is a good day to have a few drinks with some close friends. Just don't drink too much. You have to work tomorrow.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You have to play a drinking game with your boss.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You will receive a visit from a psychic hamster who will read your fortune from a tiny crystal ball.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will accidentally turn your cat into a dragon, and chaos will ensue
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will buy a cat a present.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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It will rain vertically today.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Decorate a mantelpiece for a beloved French Libra
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will stumble upon a hidden library filled with books written by time-traveling authors. Get ready for mind-bending stories!
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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If you close your eyes and listen carefully, you can hear the ocean.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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It'll be always sunny at your house.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
