Wednesday, August 23, 2023
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If you have a problem, ask a toddler. They will have a much simpler and effective solution than you.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Have you ever dreamt of being a professional fisherman? Well, today's the day you become a boat captain!
20 Apr – 20 May
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In Japan, you're a god. In Mexico, you're a god. In Canada, you're also a god.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you will be forcefully teleported to a different dimension
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will finally watch a film you've been wanting to for ages
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you'll hug a toilet. It will hug you back.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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The word " coordinator" is a verb. Coordinator. Coordinator. Coordinator.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Your inner architect will be sparked by a night of wedging yourself into various shaped furniture.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Shake hands with the Lord of England
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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The meaning of life is:
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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A group of regulators are going to come after you with a highly specialized scalpel, because they think you're dreaming too loud.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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There is always a solution, even if you have to climb a tree to get it.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
