Tuesday, August 22, 2023
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Today you will find you can breathe underwater. Don't try this at home.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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First you find out that you've developed drinking water from thin air. Then you realize that it tastes like sour cream and onion Pringles.
20 Apr – 20 May
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Your smartphone will start downloading a constant stream of information about the world for no apparent reason.
21 May – 20 Jun
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You will be able to hear what your pets are saying today. It will drive you crazy.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Feel the moment at a beach vacation with a dominant Capricorn.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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A fortune cookie will reveal a profound and life-changing prophecy. Take it with a grain of MSG.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you'll discover an amazingly amnesiac mouse living in your attic.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Your pet goldfish will suddenly start speaking fluent French.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Beware of your friends swapping your toothpaste with rainbow-colored frosting
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Laugh tours with a jewellery store ring master
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will stare at a statue of Ben Franklin without noticing it
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Your smartphone will start predicting the future with uncanny accuracy.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
