Monday, August 21, 2023
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It is okay to say no. But today, you should say yes. Then you will say no.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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An owl will come and bring you some happiness.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will wake up feeling #blessed, but it won't last long.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today, you receive a hard drive containing the most raunchy movies imaginable.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Your fingers are crossed..
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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The Loch Ness Monster is friendly and is probably a vegetarian. Nessie would like to invite you to visit her at the Loch Ness Inn for a bowl of tea and some haggis. Vegetarian haggis of course.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will discover that you can't sleep anymore. You're a god now.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You can't resist clicking on Clickbait.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will exercise your newfound powers to summon a glitter tornado
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Try not to get between a moose and its Essen ale.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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If you play a brass instrument, now is the time to dust it off.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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A friendly dog will have an adventure with you today.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
