Friday, August 18, 2023
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Today you realize how much you're lacking in the fear of heights department
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will be reincarnated as a butterfly.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you will develop the ability to speak to inanimate objects. Your conversations will be enlightening and bizarre.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Some people say that you can't have it all. But they are wrong. You can have anything you want. Just believe in yourself.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today, you will discover a new sense of self-awareness that will change your life forever. You will also discover that you are not alone in this universe.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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The cow has been drinking.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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The chances of rain today are directly proportional to the amount of work you've put off.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You will receive a Facebook friend request from a crab today.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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There is no point in trying to keep up with the Jones's, they are so far ahead of you and are cheating.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Take a page from a lion's playbook
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You'll receive a mysterious note telling you that a bold experiment is about to commence.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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If a crow appears on your shoulder today, give it food.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
