Tuesday, August 15, 2023
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Today you will discover you have the ability to manipulate reality with swipes of your hand
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Expect an impromptu meeting with a tea leaf reader whose uncanny accuracy will leave you questioning the nature of time itself.
20 Apr – 20 May
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Be open to the possibility of receiving a cryptic message from a fortune cookie that holds the secret to your future success in knitting sweaters.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you will suddenly know everything about accurate fireworks displays
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today, you will discover an unusually shaped cloud that eerily resembles your favourite childhood pet, bringing back cherished memories and a touch of nostalgia.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Ask questions in Turkish (maybe).
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will get super bad fuel economy. The lesson is there all along.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Beware of mischievous garden fairies turning your backyard into a mini amusement park. Enjoy the whimsical rides!
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You'll dream of a lovers meeting, and then meet them the next day.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Beware of mischievous garden gnomes swapping your socks with those of your neighbors. Keep track of your footwear!
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will suddenly find yourself transported into a strange alternate universe full of magic and wonders, but without any of the usual nonsense of everyday life
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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If you're feeling crabby, eat a crab.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
