Tuesday, August 8, 2023
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Your morning toast will unexpectedly turn into a magical portal. So prepare to travel the wide galaxy.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Your new favourite colour will be bubblegum.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You'll discover a hidden talent for reading people's minds. It's great for interrogation purposes.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Do not open a door today, it might be a trick.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Spend time with a Crab, they could use the company.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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It's a good day to ask for that promotion you always wanted.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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It is said that when a narcissist looks in the mirror, they see something slightly different. You are not a narcissist. You are perfect just the way you are.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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If you touch a fish in your sleep, it means you'll meet your soul mate by water
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will find a lost library book hidden inside a loaf of bread. Return it and savor the literary carbs!
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You have been chosen for an important mission! Unfortunately you're the only one who can't remember anything about it.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Embrace the peculiar sound of a malfunctioning elevator, as it holds the key to unlocking a new friendship with a quirky inventor who lives on the top floor.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You've accidentally-on-purpose broken a traffic light.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
