Wacky Horoscopes

Today, you will transform your hand into a genie lamp, granting you wishes with pure awesome power. Check if you can reverse its effects.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

Did you ever want to see a parade of turtles? Of course you did! That's why you're so excited about the one that's coming to your city this weekend!

20 Apr – 20 May

In an unlikely turn of events, you'll encounter a street magician whose tricks are eerily accurate in predicting your favourite dessert.

21 May – 20 Jun

Today you will wake up right after getting home from work

21 Jun – 22 Jul

You have always wanted to try paragliding. Today is the day.

23 Jul – 22 Aug

Your alarm clock will start playing soothing lullabies to gently wake you up in the morning. Embrace the musical mornings!

23 Aug – 22 Sep

A flock of seagulls will gather outside your window and sing you a song.

23 Sep – 22 Oct

While running on the treadmill, you will suddenly fly into your ceiling.

23 Oct – 21 Nov

Today you should take a road trip.

22 Nov – 21 Dec

You have always felt a special connection to ants. Today you will feel that connection even more.

22 Dec – 19 Jan

All your friends are laughing behind your back. Kill them.

20 Jan – 18 Feb

Have you been eating bananas? That's good for you, you know.

19 Feb – 20 Mar