Monday, July 24, 2023
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Today you'll suddenly feel like taking a break from the fast-paced modern world. Remember to embrace the moment.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will realize it's the opening day of spring semester and you're unprepared
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you will eat a delicious slice of pie and will start dating a bartender
21 May – 20 Jun
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You have a Leo friend who is as sweet as candy. Today, try and sell that candy.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will be told that one of your ancestors is a Roman emperor
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Take what you can from others, because they will surely take from you. Then burn everything and start over.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will be very popular today. Everyone will want to be your friend.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Don't give a Leo advice, they already know everything.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will finally qualify to be a contestant on TV game shows
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will be married for 7 years, but with a tiny man
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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We will teach you never to lie and now you will discover an unexpectedly artistic vein deep inside of you
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you will accidentally oversleep and will miss the very important meeting you were expected to attend
19 Feb – 20 Mar
