Today's Wacky Horoscopes
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Today you will discover there is still so much to learn about the subterranean world: the praetorians' cavern city will vanish before your eyes
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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All Virgos are beautiful. This is an indisputable fact.
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will dream about a deceased relative.
21 May – 20 Jun
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You are a beginner at skateboarding, but will learn surprisingly quickly. You will fall down a lot though.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will accidentally oversleep and will miss the very important meeting you were expected to attend
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You'll suddenly realize you hate all the things you've been using to cut your hair.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Before leaving the house, check your hat for spiders; there's a high chance of arachnid activity in and around your possessions.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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A housemate of yours will have a bad day. You can try to cheer them up, or you can take the opportunity to prank them.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will receive a surprise visit from the Tooth Fairy, who will ask for a loan
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Connect with animal spirits: Discover the symbolism and wisdom of your spirit animal to guide you on your path.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Never play a trick on a plant. It's mean and plants are friends.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today, you will discover a new sense of self-awareness that will change your life forever. You will also discover that you are not alone in this universe.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
