Today's Wacky Horoscopes
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An unusual dream will leave you questioning your reality. Analyze your subconscious thoughts and decipher the hidden messages to gain profound insights.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You'll be swept away by a mysterious tide of human emotion and will fall into a trance.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will find a four-leaf clover today. Keep it safely amongst your lint and loose change.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Wear blue if you want to remain invisible.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You have spinach in your teeth.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will lose your train ticket
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You've lost a sock in the dryer. Unfortunately, it will not be found tonight.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You will have the power to hear what dogs are thinking today. You will discover that they are plotting to take over the world and you alone will know this.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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The traffic lights will turn green just for you.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will discover that you haven't aged a single day in the passed year
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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There are ghosts in your bedroom.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Your ability to handle calamity and distress will be tested this week. Hopefully, it's not a test where someone's life depends on it.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
