Today's Wacky Horoscopes
-
You were almost a pro-gamer.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
-
Today you will accidentally dye your hair neon green.
20 Apr – 20 May
-
Today you will be high-fived by a chimp
21 May – 20 Jun
-
You will eat too much ice cream today. It will give you a brain freeze.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
-
Prepare for a peculiar craving for pickles and ice cream—a delightful combination that defies logic but satisfies your taste buds.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
-
You'll spend hours trying to get rid of a sticky substance that is somehow stuck to your hand.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
-
The first raindrop of the season will land on your nose.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
-
You'll find a four leaf clover today.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
-
Today you'll meet a politician. It'll be a boring conversation.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
-
It might be nice to go outside, just be sure to wear sunscreen.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
-
You will have a chance to make a great sacrifice today. Maybe sacrifice isn't the right word... let's call it altruism. Anyway, you'll get to hold the door open for someone.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
-
Have you been eating bananas? That's good for you, you know.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
